HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF:
1 Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2 In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'
3 Specify that your drive-through order is 'TO-GO.'
4 If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5 Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6 Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions 'to keep them tuned up.'
7 Reply to everything someone says with 'that's what you think.'
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