Friday, February 13, 2009

The Great Debate

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Anonymous said...

BBBBx10! how do you grab A? Who even does A???

Anonymous said...

obviously B

Anonymous said...

B.

I spin the roll downward, let the passing air grab the end piece. It shoots right out for me. All this would be awkward with A.

Again, B.

Anonymous said...

The A or B orientation depends on how high the toilet paper fixture is. If it is mounted low it would be easier to use the B orientation and A if the fixture was mounted higher up. Just and industrial designers perspective.

Anonymous said...

B...Always B. If it's any different, I will make it B.

Anonymous said...

there can B ....
....only one :D

Anonymous said...

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And did I mention B?!?

Anonymous said...

B

Unknown said...

B for sure! More hygienic that way. If you place itas A, everyone,will have to touch the wall on the backside to get to it. Who knows where those hands have been!? So therefor, it has to be either B, or one the floor ;)

Anonymous said...

my kind! It's been said before but I'll say it again...A.
For so many reasons. The best one being that when you lose the end, you simply roll the paper towards you.
B may look pretty but it ain't practical.

Anonymous said...

A. often you have some hanging action. that is, the useable end of the roll will be hanging after useage, the roll does not remain a perfect roll. that being said, would you rather the hanging piece be placed neatly against the wall? or would you rather it dislay its inherent disgustingness more towards the center of the room? I thought you would agree. A.

blank space said...

b

Anonymous said...

I can see the beinifit for both A and B-- A is best if you have cats or other animals (namely children) who would play with the roll, so it would save on messes.
B is best for easy of getting the paper (which in some cases is extremely important).
Live and let live-- if some people have a preference one way or the other let them have it and keep it. And if you are an A or B person and live with the opposite-- have to rolls. =^+^=

I prefer B myself.

Anonymous said...

A FTW!

Anonymous said...

C, i use leaves!!

Anonymous said...

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

Anonymous said...

B

Anonymous said...

B but, I've seen an instance where A is better:
When there is a recess in the wall for the roll, and the roll is too big. Then A works better, because you can lift the roll and get the paper out.

Normally pressing down the top and down the outside is natural, and favors B.

Anonymous said...

B

Anonymous said...

B and here is a link to a good explanation of why. http://currentconfig.com/2005/02/22/essential-life-lesson-1-over-is-right-under-is-wrong/

Unknown said...

b

Anonymous said...

B
Why the hell would you want it proceeding away from you? That doesn't even make sense.

Anonymous said...

B for sure. A is really annoying.

Anonymous said...

b, i like holding the tp with my right hand and chopping it with my left to seperate from el roll

Anonymous said...

B By far is better. None of those struggles to find the loose end when on the backside.

Anonymous said...

B!!! and thats FINAL!

Anonymous said...

I use my fingers than wash. Easier that way.

Anonymous said...

It has to be C... Roll sitting on floor. Who changes those things anyway?

Anonymous said...

Honestly, who the f*** cares?

Anonymous said...

B won.

Anonymous said...

B! ALWAYS.

Anonymous said...

B, unless you're a communist, i bet you commie bastards even wipe front to back.

Anonymous said...

B. Always, always B. End of story.

Anonymous said...

A!!!!!

What is WRONG with you people?!

Anonymous said...

B clearly. A is awkward, really tricky after a few glasses of wine

Anonymous said...

A duh

Unknown said...

It has to be B, A just doesnt work in my mind!

Anonymous said...

B!
I HATE it when my wife does A!

Anonymous said...

B!!

Anonymous said...

A FOR ALLAH NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I just used the entire roll to wipe my ass. Was that right?

Glandrid said...

There is no right and wrong way, it's a matter of preference. I personally prefer A.

Anonymous said...

B. It is always B. If I use someone else's bathroom and the toilet paper is on the holder the wrong way, I will correct it to B.

FuzLogix said...

Well so far over on Toluna, 25 votes have been made and its 68% to B, so its a close call.

If you'd like to vote head over to:

http://uk.toluna.com/polls/203585/How_do_u_put_your_toilet_paper%2c_A_or_B_%3f

I'll keep you up to date with the results.

Unknown said...

In england the only way to have it is B.

People have been sacked from 5* hotels from doing A

Anonymous said...

B! No question about it...
It's all about logic.

Anonymous said...

To B or not to B, that is the question...

Anonymous said...

A(nal)

Anonymous said...

A

Unknown said...

B of course. I believe the "B"s have won this debate.

Anonymous said...

"B" unless you dont mind wiping your Tukus with a spider, cockaroach, termite or thousand legger!

Anonymous said...

WHO CARES, IT'S BUTT RIBBON! It's all going to the same place any ways! There are pros and cons of both a and b...

Anonymous said...

B

Anonymous said...

If you have young kids, or cats, it's A. Otherwise, doesn't matter.

It's a Schrodinger's cat thing.

Anonymous said...

If you use "A" then poop gets on the wall. Duh.

Anonymous said...

B

Unknown said...

What in the world is toilet paper????

Let's not use A or B, but do it how the terrorists do it in the middle of Afghanistan - using their left hand!!

Never Forget and Never Forgive!!
Does Barry Hussein use it the Kenyan/Indonesian way or the American way??

Anonymous said...

BBBBBBBBBB u fucks.

a is for disabled gay homosexualls

you dont have the convenience of the b side right in front of you if u use a. the reach to the a side would add up to the amount of energy it would take to power a city for three months (fact)

never.....ever use A

Anonymous said...

Martha Stewart says A...which is the most important thing.

A!

random musings of college said...

A

ATStorer said...

B For sure.. A is an inconvenient mess. Only dumb women chose side A.

Anonymous said...

old copypasta is old

Anonymous said...

A from Mondays through Wednesdays, B from Thursdays through Saturdays. Sunday, just go without.

Why not?

Anonymous said...

B!!
who wants to pull down paper that has been rubbing against a wall covered in fecal coliform ??

Anonymous said...

To B, or not to B, that is the question...

...my answer would be to B, though I definitely understand the switch to A in the case of a cat.

Anonymous said...

C

Anonymous said...

B is the only correct option
A is for old people and fags... no offense..

Anonymous said...

B.

A is just weird. its like its not there for you.

Anonymous said...

B all the way!

Anonymous said...

P (obviously)

Anonymous said...

I tried A once when I was high....never again let me tell you, there was shit everywhere!

Anonymous said...

B is the only way

Anonymous said...

D. People, baby wipes are the solution. Fuck toilet paper, it leaves your butt all dry and itchy and doesn't clean well.

On the other side, baby wipes leave your butt comfortably humid enough to not be annoying and is guaranteed to clean it up completely. Plus they come packaged always in the same way, which beats both A and B.

But if I have to pick one, B. A is annoying as hell.

Anonymous said...

By the way, I forgot to say.

Everyone that says choosing A leaves poop on the wall: where the FUCK do you stick your fingers in?

Anonymous said...

B...anybody who says A is wrong.

Anonymous said...

Gotta be B!

Anonymous said...

A-Read it in a "Miss Manners" column. Supposed to look neater.

Anonymous said...

b

Anonymous said...

B

I yell at anyone who puts it A...

Anonymous said...

B....there should be very good reasoning if you're thinking A is the way to go!

Anonymous said...

Position B is correct. Position A was originally only used for the toilet roll holder type where the roll hung against the wall as if the roll was placed in the normal position on this type and you pulled firmly the roll gripped the wall and tore inappropriately whereas if it was put on upside-down/back-to-front it still unrolled well as the act of pulling down and away from the wall stopped the paper from gripping the wall.
Those who use position A either learned on that type or were taught by someone who was, etcetera.
You have been educated!

Anonymous said...

I'm with keikii

Anonymous said...

(B) is the only way to go

Anonymous said...

B ... Always B... there's no other option!!!! A people need to get with the program... ;)

Anonymous said...

i just shit on my hand and wipe it on the carpet, much easier

Anonymous said...

A is for control freaks!! it's really true!!

Anonymous said...

You people who claim that it should be A and go out of your way to flip a B over to A, need to have your fingers cut off!

Anonymous said...

i must be a retard, cos 'A' is the only way in my home. If someone else puts a new roll on the 'B' way, I'll change it!!! silly .....yes, but it makes me happier :-)

Anonymous said...

C

Anonymous said...

B - B CAUSE ITS RIGHT!

Anonymous said...

B - normally. A - if little kids are around, they will try to unroll it !!!!

Anonymous said...

B

Unknown said...

While I find it nearly impossible to get anyone other than myself to actually install a new roll, the answer most surely is B.

Anonymous said...

C -- sitting on the counter next to toilet

Anonymous said...

B. Always B.

Anonymous said...

B - unless you have small children or cats.

oskardagrouch said...

B

Anonymous said...

A. You can snatch it one-handed.

nachturnal said...

Clearly, the answer is B. A just results in the toilet paper wiping off all the muck from the wall behind it, in a manner which will then allow said muck to come into contact with one's er... nether regions.

Unknown said...

B. So much more convenient.

Unknown said...

b is the proper way but if you have kids a is because they can not unroll as easy

Anonymous said...

B!!
This has been an ongoing debate in my family ! we don't even debate any more because it is so obviously B

Anonymous said...

I can't even believe there is a website dedicated to this !
it's toilet paper, it rolls off and you wipe your ass with it.
you may have to use loads, you may get lucky and have a one-wiper, you never know.

however my girlfriend get's very annoyed by this debate and thinks it is B, so I'm going to side with A.

from now on if I see it put on like B I will change it and put it on to A

Anonymous said...

A or B I don't care as long as there's paper on the roll when I go to wipe

Anonymous said...

Most comment spaces have a bunch of retarded children spouting out nonsense, and few intelligent people with something to say. This is the same with a bunch of backwards inbreds insisting on b, and a couple intelligent folks agreeing on a.

Anonymous said...

B
It just makes sense.

Anonymous said...

B, so you can see the piece that is ready to tear.

Anonymous said...

B, duh

Anonymous said...

B, of course! But then again, I'm in the Northern Hemisphere....

Anonymous said...

B. If i see A in someone's house, ill fix it. Has to be B to be wiping me.

Anonymous said...

C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

Nick Eddy said...

A. I have cats. It's also easier for people with dexterity issues to rip it.

B is for hotels and people who are anal.

Anonymous said...

clearly B, A is further to reach? why would you want to do that

must always fix it from A before useage commences

Anonymous said...

I'm a Duke, and I say 'B'.

Anonymous said...

I would like to know who is grabbing their toilet paper with dirty hands? Your hands should not be dirty until after you wipe.....And A is definitely the way to go!!!

Anonymous said...

A if you have a pet that likes to unroll it. If not then who cares.

Anonymous said...

7


Jeeesh, you're all wrong you realize! The answer here is obviously "7". If you put any other way, wtf, srs!

Anonymous said...

BBBBBBB
did you ever notice all hotels use b.
always with a cool design too

Unknown said...

pull twards ye BBBBBBB is the way to the brown track....

zokotel said...

B

Anonymous said...

3 seashells

Unknown said...

B and A AT THE SAME TIME ZOMG!!!

Unknown said...

This is the dumbest question ever. It's unequivocally A. B forces you to use two hands to tear your sheet.

Anonymous said...

NONE! Keep it on a shelve! ;)

Unknown said...

What if I just set the roll on the counter?

Anonymous said...

B.
and how rude is it that any of you would turn it around to your prefrence, in someone elses home?
would you like it if someone who had a different view & opinion switched your paper?

Anonymous said...

A. It takes less torque(work) to get it to move.

Unknown said...

A: got to go with the one-handed tear.

Anonymous said...

i do it both ways, whichever way it ends up on the roll. you ppl are weird

Anonymous said...

B. easier to find, easier to remove, no scraping your knuckles.

Anonymous said...

B FOR SURE!!!

Zell said...

even tho people in anime usually dont use toilet paper, I must pick for my self... B!

Anonymous said...

B goddamit, get it right.

RhinosoRoss said...

Hold the roll still, pull the end to tear some off and the new end should be somewhere on the roll...

If you can see the new end:
1) that is useful for the next pull
2) you're using B and should congratulate your host

If you can't see the new end:
1) remember there will be a huge spider behind the roll where the end now is
2) you're using A and should switch the roll round immediately!

:-)

Anonymous said...

"Not A Not A Not A"
"Not A ,eh?"
"Not A Not A"
"Hmmm.... Better be"
"B!!!!!"

Anonymous said...

B - this way the print on the paper faces outward. Duh!

Anonymous said...

B, A makes it too hard to find the end!

BOB said...

B- because A is simply nuts

Anonymous said...

B. jesus A is what you get in public toilets so u don't use heaps.

Anonymous said...

A for me, B for my wife (who hates A).

ThinkFloyd said...

Obviously 'B'!
Otherwise,How would you tear off 2.5 ply out of roll?
You must have heard that -"a PLY saved is a PLY earned"

Unknown said...

A

if you have a cat, option A keeps them from being able to empty the entire roll to the floor in the bathroom.

Dusty Jones said...

B
You don't want it to rub against the wall and get dirty & pass bacteria

Anonymous said...

B... If you live anywhere that has spiders or small venomous insects, you don't want to be sticking your fingers underneath the roll where you can't see especially when literally you will "be caught with your pants down!" Oh, and btw, with B you should pull gently at first to make sure nothing pops up onto your face before you give a good tug.

Anonymous said...

Polled the room, 5 for B, 1 for A.

Anonymous said...

My mother runs a cleaning company, and they are all taught B. A is just unprofessional.

Anonymous said...

I always have 2 rolls next to each other. One A and the other B, I use them alternatly.

Please visit my blog :)

Anonymous said...

b (2 votes)

Anonymous said...

B!
A is plain useless

Anonymous said...

It's A. I read about it in an old English book for home etiquettes for the housewives from the early 20th century

Anonymous said...

C! opps wrong poll

Anonymous said...

A if you wipe with your left hand.

B if you wipe with your Right.

Anonymous said...

B - because as you tear the paper with a swift hand movement 'A' makes the paper roll unravel as speed whereas 'B' doesn't.

Anonymous said...

A - if you want to use less toilet paper..aka "cheap"

B - if you don't want to be cheap and actually let the people who come over get more than 2 sheets.

B is the proper way to go.

Anonymous said...

A

Anonymous said...

A forces you to use more toilet paper than you need to.
If you use A, you use too much paper.

B makes for proper tearing physics.

B is the only true option. Unless you're a dummy. Only morons use A. =P

Anonymous said...

B - Every hotel I have **ever** visited has been a B. For good reason!!!!

Unknown said...

So, from the 125 that I counted (check out the internet loser right?)(I promise I have a life of sorts) It turned out to be exactly 100 for B and 25 for A, it seems about 4 out of 5 doct... internet bloggers recommend B.

With this in mind, I will wearily choose B. I hope flaming diarrhea isn't a side effect or something.

Anonymous said...

B

artace87 said...

I like A ... and B ... i could care less what side the tissue lies as long as there is tissue that is all that matters lol

Anonymous said...

FUCKING B

Anonymous said...

In Sweden we use B, for sure.
If there is ANYONE in this country who use A i´ll be surpised. :)

Danne/Produktion+ (Stockholm)

Anonymous said...

B is my friend!

Anonymous said...

B!!!!!

Anonymous said...

B

Anonymous said...

I'm ambidextrous I guess....

Unknown said...

Neither- I don't even put mine in the dispenser- it just stays perched on top.

Anonymous said...

are you serious?? why do people care about something so frivolous?? .. you do realize you're just gonna wipe your ass with it anyway..

pinkbubblebath said...

B. If it's A, then you have a difficult time finding the end of the roll. After a couple of wipes, this becomes quite annoying...and to top it off, the first time you reach for the roll, there might be a surprise waiting for you.

Left Coast Oracle said...

Isn't it obvious that it depends on:
a) where the roll is installed (if it's behind you, you can't reach A.
b) whether you have cats (B would be a nightmare).

I prefer B because my roll is installed on the wall behind me (no other place available) and I couldn't reach A.

It occurs to me that there are a lot of obsessive compulsives weighing in on this.

Anonymous said...

Neither-

Sideways, fuck rolls.

Anonymous said...

B! A is backwards.

Anonymous said...

B! How is A even an option?

Anonymous said...

/b/

Anonymous said...

A - wrong way
B - right way

Anonymous said...

Ironic that this...

http://www.gunaxin.com/a-lesson-in-hanging-toilet-paper/15802

was the next thing I stumbled upon =D

B all the way

Anonymous said...

US Military Basic Training teaches you that it is B or face a firing squad.

Anonymous said...

B

Anonymous said...

The Flying Spagetti Monster will show us the way, there is no need for theis debate. :)

Anonymous said...

It's so obviously A !!
I mean, when it's B the and you take some, it has a bad tendancy to cut on the top of the roll. Then you have to touch the roll with your fingers. Then the toilet paper is dirty cuz everyone do that, disgusting!
And if the toilets are in a small piece, B places the toilet paper clother to the toilets, it's even more hazardous!

A the the only reasonable way... I mean, why is there even a debate? xD

Actually it's funny to read all those "B" comments, it really seems to depend on the place you come from !

Alex from France

Anonymous said...

B is easier to grab

Anonymous said...

B is easier to grab

Anonymous said...

A is the superior choice. Those using B are missing out on the ease and utility of A. If you came to my house and set my roll to B, you'd soon find yourself out in the cold. I'm not kidding. You don't mess with a man's throne.

Anonymous said...

Who cares? As long as there's enough there. If not, then use your sock.

Anonymous said...

B!! i always change B to A no matter where i am... friends place, work, anywhere.

Anonymous said...

oops, i mean i change A to B...

Unknown said...

1+1=B!

Anonymous said...

B

Anonymous said...

B~!!!!!

Anonymous said...

B - If it was meant to be A, toilet paper manufacturers would print the design the other way up!

J.Ro said...

B. and always remember to correct it from A. if found in that sorry state.

Unknown said...

b of course drives me mad when its put on the other way

Anonymous said...

"Easier to tear" and "unrolls too easily" are both nonsensical arguments. The laws of physics work the same no matter if the downward rolling side is toward or away from you. If you pull too hard, you'll get too much TP.

I don't have to reach as far with the B configuration. A makes me have to stretch/bend farther.

The "cat likes to unroll it" argument is the only logical consideration for the A configuration.

I think most A people are also Mac users, or play PC games with the cursor keys.

Anonymous said...

It has to be B. Only mad people would choose A. hehe

Anonymous said...

B

mik said...

B, only B...

If you chose A, you're a fucking moron.

Anonymous said...

http://currentconfig.com/2005/02/22/essential-life-lesson-1-over-is-right-under-is-wrong/

WIN!!!!

smokingplatypus said...

B always and forever

Anonymous said...

my roommate pulls the tp down the same way all your cats do. it's because of her i have to do A. fuck her.

Anonymous said...

B, that way you can control how much you get.

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